diff --git a/lorebot/lorebot.go b/lorebot/lorebot.go
index c2fc109..e265268 100644
--- a/lorebot/lorebot.go
+++ b/lorebot/lorebot.go
@@ -153,6 +153,9 @@ func dynamicCommandHandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *
 	case "rek":
 		s := strings.SplitN(string(ev.Text), " ", 2)
 		rekhandler(redisClient, rtm, ev, s[1])
+	case "gnu":
+		s := strings.SplitN(string(ev.Text), " ", 2)
+		gnuhandler(redisClient, rtm, ev, s[1])
 	case "created":
 		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("command not yet supported", ev.Channel))
 	case "owner":
@@ -232,6 +235,11 @@ func rekhandler(redisClient *redis.Client, rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEven
 	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(rekFmt, ev.Channel))
 }
 
+func gnuhandler(redisClient *redis.Client, rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, target string) {
+	gnuFmt := fmt.Sprintf("slaps the nonfree software out of %s's hands", target)
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(gnuFmt, ev.Channel))
+}
+
 func checkLore(searchTerm string, redisClient *redis.Client) (string, error) {
 	val, err := redisClient.Get(fmt.Sprintf("lore:%s:content", searchTerm)).Result()
 	if err != nil {