diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 86859b2..3a38242 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -5,6 +5,9 @@ IMAGE_NAME=smpldbot
 
 all: lorebot
 
+depends:
+	go get github.com/nlopes/slack
+
 lorebot:
 	$(GOC) lorebot/lorebot.go
 
diff --git a/lorebot/lorebot.go b/lorebot/lorebot.go
index 5369a53..d5d9af7 100644
--- a/lorebot/lorebot.go
+++ b/lorebot/lorebot.go
@@ -178,6 +178,12 @@ func dynamicCommandHandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *
 	case "rmdubs":
 		s := strings.SplitN(string(ev.Text), " ", 2)
 		rmdubshandler(rtm, ev, s[1], redisClient)
+	case "newlunch":
+		s := strings.SplitN(string(ev.Text), " ", 2)
+		newlunchhandler(rtm, ev, s[1], redisClient)
+	case "rmlunch":
+		s := strings.SplitN(string(ev.Text), " ", 2)
+		rmlunchhandler(rtm, ev, s[1], redisClient)
 	case "rmlore":
 		rmhandler(rtm, ev, content, "lore", redisClient)
 	case "rek":
@@ -215,10 +221,16 @@ func staticCommandHandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *r
 		advancedhelpmsg(rtm, ev)
 	case "rng":
 		rnghandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
+	case "egg":
+		egghandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
+	case "giveup":
+		giveuphandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
 	case "depricatedrng":
 		depricatedrnghandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
 	case "dubs":
 		dubshandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
+	case "lunch":
+		lunchhandler(rtm, ev, redisClient)
 	case "roll":
 		rollhandler(rtm, ev)
 	case "rr":
@@ -399,6 +411,56 @@ func rnghandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *redis.Clien
 	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(rngMsg, ev.Channel))
 }
 
+func egghandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *redis.Client) {
+	// aka index:command:added
+	newType := fmt.Sprintf("index:lore:added")
+	//command, err := botfunc.Query(newType, redisClient)
+	command, err := loreQuery(newType, redisClient)
+	if err != nil {
+		glogger.Error.Println(err)
+		println(err)
+	}
+
+	// if the array is empty, exit early
+	if len(command) <= 0 {
+		return
+	}
+
+	// pick a random one
+	rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
+	rngLore := fmt.Sprint(command[rand.Intn(len(command))])
+	println(rngLore)
+
+	// get lore content
+	rngContent, err := loreCheck(rngLore, "lore", redisClient)
+	if err != nil {
+		fmt.Printf("%v\n", err)
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("beep boop.. broken bot..", ev.Channel))
+		return
+	}
+
+	// set the lore in case we cant find it.
+	redisClient.Del("index:egg")
+	err = redisClient.Set("index:egg", rngLore, 0).Err()
+	if err != nil {
+		glogger.Error.Println("error updating redis egg index")
+	}
+
+	rngMsg := fmt.Sprintf("begin the hunt boiiz...\n ```%s```", rngContent)
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(rngMsg, ev.Channel))
+}
+
+func giveuphandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *redis.Client) {
+	giveup, err := redisClient.Get("index:egg").Result()
+	if err != nil {
+		glogger.Error.Println("error getting redis egg index")
+		glogger.Error.Println(err)
+	}
+
+	giveupMsg := fmt.Sprintf("foolz.. it was `%s`", giveup)
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(giveupMsg, ev.Channel))
+}
+
 func gnuhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, target string) {
 	gnuFmt := fmt.Sprintf("slaps the nonfree software out of %s's hands", target)
 	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(gnuFmt, ev.Channel))
@@ -534,6 +596,54 @@ func dubshandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *redis.Clie
 	rollhandler(rtm, ev)
 }
 
+func newlunchhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, newContent string, redisClient *redis.Client) {
+	// prep content for lunchification
+	// aka remove the '<' and '>' that slack adds
+	newContent = strings.Replace(newContent, "<", "", -1)
+	newContent = strings.Replace(newContent, ">", "", -1)
+
+	err := redisClient.SAdd("index:lunch", newContent)
+	if err != nil {
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("lunch location added", ev.Channel))
+	} else {
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("lunch location addition failed", ev.Channel))
+	}
+}
+
+func rmlunchhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, rmContent string, redisClient *redis.Client) {
+	// prep content for lunch removal
+	// aka remove the '<' and '>' that slack adds
+	rmContent = strings.Replace(rmContent, "<", "", -1)
+	rmContent = strings.Replace(rmContent, ">", "", -1)
+
+	err := redisClient.SRem("index:lunch", rmContent)
+	if err != nil {
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("lunch location removed", ev.Channel))
+	} else {
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("lunch location removal failed", ev.Channel))
+	}
+}
+
+func lunchhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *redis.Client) {
+	// aka index:command:added
+	newType := fmt.Sprintf("index:lunch")
+
+	command, err := loreQuery(newType, redisClient)
+	if err != nil {
+		glogger.Error.Println(err)
+	}
+
+	// if the array is empty, exit early
+	if len(command) <= 0 {
+		return
+	}
+
+	// pick a random one
+	rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
+	rngDubs := fmt.Sprint(command[rand.Intn(len(command))])
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(rngDubs, ev.Channel))
+}
+
 func rmhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, message, rmType string, redisClient *redis.Client) {
 	// get nick from slack api
 	user, err := rtm.GetUserInfo(ev.User)