diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index faa9bd0..774adb7 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@ docker: stat
 	cp deps/redis.conf stage.tmp/
 	chmod +x deps/run.sh
 	cp deps/run.sh stage.tmp/
+	cp -R deps/fortune stage.tmp/
 	cp config.gcfg stage.tmp/
 	cd stage.tmp/ && \
 		sudo docker build -t $(IMAGE_NAME) .
diff --git a/deps/Dockerfile b/deps/Dockerfile
index 001fa25..22f611e 100644
--- a/deps/Dockerfile
+++ b/deps/Dockerfile
@@ -2,12 +2,18 @@ FROM alpine
 
 RUN apk --update add ca-certificates redis fortune
 RUN mkdir /redisbackup/
-#RUN apk --update add fortune
+RUN rm -rf /usr/share/fortune
+COPY fortune/ /usr/share/fortune
+WORKDIR /usr/share/fortune/
+RUN strfile -c % fortunes fortunes.dat
+RUN strfile -c % kenm kenm.dat
+RUN strfile -c % showerthoughts showerthoughts.dat
 
 #ADD rootfs.tar.gz /
 COPY redis.conf /
 COPY config.gcfg /
 COPY lorebot /
 COPY run.sh /
+WORKDIR /
 
 CMD ["/run.sh"]
diff --git a/lorebot/lorebot.go b/lorebot/lorebot.go
index e83a8c5..1f16233 100644
--- a/lorebot/lorebot.go
+++ b/lorebot/lorebot.go
@@ -241,6 +241,10 @@ func staticCommandHandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent, redisClient *r
 		ceelorollhandler(rtm, ev)
 	case "fortune":
 		fortunehandler(rtm, ev)
+	case "kenm":
+		kenmhandler(rtm, ev)
+	case "showerthoughts":
+		showerthoughtshandler(rtm, ev)
 	case "listen":
 		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("*it's what you hearin*", ev.Channel))
 	case "lorelist":
@@ -379,7 +383,7 @@ func ceelorollhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
 }
 
 func fortunehandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
-	fortune, err := exec.Command("fortune").CombinedOutput()
+	fortune, err := exec.Command("fortune", "-e", "fortunes").CombinedOutput()
 	if err != nil {
 		fmt.Printf("%v\n", err)
 		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("Fortune command is broken, contact HFIC", ev.Channel))
@@ -389,6 +393,28 @@ func fortunehandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
 	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(fmt.Sprintf("%s", fortune), ev.Channel))
 }
 
+func kenmhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
+	fortune, err := exec.Command("fortune", "-e", "kenm").CombinedOutput()
+	if err != nil {
+		fmt.Printf("%v\n", err)
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("kenm command is broken, contact HFIC", ev.Channel))
+		return
+	}
+
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(fmt.Sprintf("%s", fortune), ev.Channel))
+}
+
+func showerthoughtshandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
+	fortune, err := exec.Command("fortune", "-e", "showerthoughts").CombinedOutput()
+	if err != nil {
+		fmt.Printf("%v\n", err)
+		rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage("showerthoughts command is broken, contact HFIC", ev.Channel))
+		return
+	}
+
+	rtm.SendMessage(rtm.NewOutgoingMessage(fmt.Sprintf("%s", fortune), ev.Channel))
+}
+
 func rrhandler(rtm *slack.RTM, ev *slack.MessageEvent) {
 	//fmt.Print(rand.Intn(100))
 	dice := []string{"*click*", "*BANG*", "*click*", "*click*", "*click*", "*click*"}